The phenomenon of Night Vale is like a combination of one of those Tumblr gothic posts and the thoughts you get randomly in the shower, only it explains those thoughts and doesn't see the need to explain its own insanity. It is the definition of insanity. Read this for a laugh, read it for the mystery, read it for the feel of a dead tree in your unwieldy human hands, read it because someone on the internet is telling you to.

Welcome to Night Vale.