It's a tale as old as time. Horny co-ed goes to college for frat parties and illicit affairs but is rebuffed when Covid-19 ruins her social life and she harnesses a personal vendetta and disdain against the virus for making her attend class instead of frat parties. Le sigh. But then she trips in the lab while holding the sample of Covid-19 and it flies through the air and lands in an unknown time machine, transporting the virus back to the 19th century where it re-emerges as Count Covid. She must travel back and stop the virus... or become his lust puppet for the rest of her days.

I can't with this. My "synopsis" is also my review. Just.. no.