It's philosophical: "One man's trash is another man's treasure. — Socrates". "I grouch, therefore you scram."

It's inspirational: "Aim for the moon! Maybe you'll make it. Whatever, at least you'll be far away from me." "When one door closes, another one opens. Slam that one shut, too."

And it's perfect for cross-stitchers looking for a motto to enshrine: "They tell me to be more cheerful. Not a chance. How would anybody recognize me?" "Morning people annoy me. So do all other people."

It was terrible. It was cruddy. Five stars!