"Hot damn, what would sex be like with a shiny dick?"

Wonder no more my friends, let Robin Lovett help you escape this world with a tall alien who is both glittery on the outside and inside the heart he needs help restoring.

While the romance is full of humorous moments (B33rona, huge balls hanging down to the knees, sparkle sperm, etc), Lovett also tackles hugely emotional themes. The virus in the story is worse than our current pandemic, and the characters who are on Earth are dealing with heavy emotions from years of isolation, lack of touch, and a Trumpian nightmare of a government that failed on all accounts.

Not only do the humans have heavy things, the aliens themselves are traumatized from their species nearly being extinct, and the hopes of finding fertile matches is the only way to ensure they can stop dying.

So, do tread carefully reading this one. Sensitively handled but still heavier than you might expect.