Cassie Quinn's brother Billy is accused of assaulting his ex-girlfriend. As the Quinns use their wealth to help exonerate him, each family member must decide how far they'll go to save Billy. WWWBAB is written from Cassie's perspective, and Medoff did an excellent job channeling an ignorant and spoiled brat's voice, if that's her intention. I had to google if this book is a parody because the narration is unbelievably naive. While it could be philosophically interesting to ponder if statutory rape takes away a GIRL’S agency in the 1600s, it’s 2022 and I’m baffled why anyone would die on this hill.