Oh my goodness... I can't even begin to explain why I do this to myself! But ... that title... that cover... how could I not?? Following the "success" of Kissing the Coronavirus, this author decides to release this story about Beth, a busty and big bootied woman who is one of the world's top artificial intelligence virtual reality development coders. She has a thirst for great sex and is not getting it... and she realizes she reaches climax while reading the President's powerful Tweets. His audacity and confidence are everything to her... and she accidentally changes the coding while attending to herself while wearing VR goggles which naturally brings forth the President's Twitter feed in the form of a robot. All I can think about is a T-800 spouting off Tweets and it's wildly disturbing. On many levels. I can't even with this... I wish I could give it 0 stars. I definitely laughed a lot... but... ahhh... why do I torture myself?! Here are some of my "favorite" quotes..

"Then he slowly pushed his love wand into her cave of desires."

"That was the moment Beth realised she was turned on by the most powerful power in the entire world. The President's Twitter feed."

"...thinking of the night before when Trevvy had rammed her like she was a castle door in the middle of a medieval battle."

"Then, the President's Twitter feed grabbed her by the..." okay so I think we all know how that sentence ends...

"Litres of semen powerful enough to impregnate numerous killer whales."