Like being trapped in the chaotic group chat of someone going through it—hilarious, oversharing, and a little exhausting. The narrator throws so much information at you right away, like an infodump you didn’t ask for but now have to sit with. It reads like a podcast: witty, self-deprecating, and painfully realistic in a—wow, life is bleak kind of way. If you love mess and existential dread with a side of humor, this might be for you. Me? I’ll pass.