Bad things in a book that I can handle if there's only a couple:
• Flowery language
• Overblown descriptions
• Inconsistent characters
• Unconnected plot points
• Poorly driven plot
• Everyone falling in love
• Except the mastermind villain(s) who are evil because of unrequited love
• Sprinkles of poorly mentioned and overly detailed history

Want to know how many things from that list are in this book? ALL OF THEM! I'm not usually one to say that a book was bad, but this book was bad. I especially hated how in the very last couple of pages the author decides that it is necessary to tie up every single loose end for the impossibly attractive people she wrote. It was bad, guys.

But, since I was able to finish it, I'm giving it two stars. Just know that I hated it and don't recommend it.

Why did I read it? My five-year-old niece picked it up and said, "look, Aunt Lishy, it's my favorite book!" I thought it would be funny to read her "favorite book" (picked soley because of the pink dress on the cover) and see if she picked a good one.