Betty is the simile and metaphor queen. Loved to listen to this one. Relatable, funny, humble memoir that doesn’t name drop. She named her baby after her beloved dog for Pete’s sake! Betty, will you be my friend? 

I should really get the book. Some favs I was able to note:
Corruption doula
Muppets spinster 
Eeyore Lohan Joplin 
Atlantic City pre-school prostitute finest.