Listen, I love me some good trashy Bachelor nights, but I'm like Bea and I am constantly annoyed by the lack of a gorgeous plus size queen or husky man gracing my screen.

This book may not be for everyone, but for anyone who has ever tried to hide or like they weren't quite enough because of their body? This book is pretty darn close to being everything.

You should read this if: you love trashy reality TV, you understand the need for chub rub protection or get uncomfortable when someone touches your stomach, wine nights with your best friend are your preferred form of therapy, and you've always wanted to be big and bold and perfect.