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Return of Wolverine by Charles Soule
1.0

Holy lord of mother of garbage and hot horse shit, here we go again.

I like Logan, he's a pretty fun character. I like Charles Soule, he's a pretty talented writer.

I fucking hate this book.

Okay, I'm being far too harsh here. I don't hate it. I just really dislike it. While a step above "Death of Wolverine", which I do honestly fucking hate, this is only slightly better. I'm not sure what Marvel wants with Charles Soule, but I feel like they make him write the end of wolverine and bring him back to life and he really doesn't want to.

So the story starts with Logan already back to life. As the next few issues explore what's really happening, wolverine is being controlled in some way. You might guess the plot twist, because it's goddamn obvious, but they do it anyway, and you get all the same shit you expect. The X-men come to talk to wolverine, you have the big hairy man fight a lot and scream a lot, and then...of course wolverine gets plenty of make out action because he's wolverine. Ugh...

Good: Uhhh...uhhh....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............................wolverine looks cool again with how hairy he is? Though his new Top Chef outfit has GOT to go.

Bad: Everything. The story and it's twist is dumb. The X-men fighting wolverine is horrible. The last issue is a big gigantic waste of time. Oh don't even get me started on the timeline. So this takes place BEFORE infinity wars but guess what? This came out after that was finish. Lolz, what a joke. Oh yeah and the dialogue and pacing is all over the place.

Fuck this. Honestly, here it is. Wolverine came back and now he has heat claws. The-fucking-end. No need to read this. 1 out of 5.