My goodness but this is dire. The premise itself is silly enough - a prophecy concerning the glove of Darth Vader which, surviving the explosion of the Death Star over Endor because that is what gloves do, is the mark of the new leader of the dark side - but the execution is mindbogglingly dumb. Apparently the Emperor had a three-eyed son, called Trioculus if you couldn't grasp it, but he's not the only three-eyed character. There's another one called Triclops, because apparently if you're of this species that is the only sort of name you can have. (I am picturing human characters called Bipedal and Opposable Thumb, but they don't turn up because only aliens name their children after the normal characteristics of their race.) That's not even getting into the subplot where Whaledons, led by a white whaledon called Leviathor, are sucked by whirlpools into submarines to be harvested for their blubber and I'm losing IQ points just by relating this, I swear.