I can't even begin to think of a review for this. I mean, on one hand I laughed the entire time... it had some hilarious sexual descriptions and metaphors. But on the other hand, this was so misogynistic and deeply superficial that I literally can't even. Was it worth my time to read this? Absolutely. Is it something I can recommend? Not in a good conscience... LOL

Some fave quotes:

"Despite the devastation the virus was causing across the globe, Alexa felt a rush of excitement every time she picked up the Corona sample, like a pulsating, erect penis, desperate to unleash its devastation on anyone who touched it."

"Alexa’s heart fluttered like it had done the time she’d fucked the farmer’s cross-eyed son and uncrossed his eyes."

"Even the sound of the virus made her ovaries clash together like cymbals."

"...so deprived of the feeling of a hot man-dog inside her lubricated pussy-bun..."

"He filled her with love lotion, which oozed out instantly and spread right across the floor."