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Cage by Brian Azzarello
1.0

Wow this was...awful.

I'm always ready to try new takes on characters. This actually would be a older one since this is the "Max" series for Cage before he became what he is today. Sorry, this is not what I expected. I get hood talk, I'm from Brooklyn, but this is horrendous and over the top dialog makes me cringe at so many moments. The storyline is so basic it hurts. It's basically just Cage going around finding out why a little girl was murdered but without any interesting moments or characters. This leads to a few issues of him walking around a few blocks.

Good: Nothing.

Bad: Everything. The dialog is cringe worthy, the storyline is bland and done a million times before, cage is wayyyyy to over the top, and that ending? Ugh.

Overall, not worth checking out at all. In fact, act like this was never made. It'll make your day better. A 1 out of 5.