Literal horror slop. So bad I can't even be damned to write a literal review. The fact that this book is supposed to be "funny" but didn't get one chuckle out of me... It has the humor of an early 2010s parody movie; those movies that had Kim Kardashian in it and made fun of all the popular movies and singers at the time? Yeah, exactly that. I can see this book being turned into a terrible horror movie that you watch with friends and make fun of on Friday nights. I guess, in a way, that's a compliment.