Started off strong and then crashed and burned *uh huh* get it? It’s a car pun. 

Phaedra is an irredeemable asshole and Pick Me™️, F1 Dracula doesn’t respect women’s boundaries despite his sister being trafficked as a child, the content warnings vaguely refer to this as “past childhood abuse” (that’s an incredibly vague way to warn readers), and OH YEAH we get the swoonworthy line “Are you fertile?” Be still my heart. 

I’m sure some people will like this book. It was very much not for me.