This book was everything I thought it would be. After reading a few reviews, and of course the hilarious warning label, I couldn't help but want to read this. It was over the top, disgusting, trashy, explicit, absurd, and ridiculously funny.....and I could not get enough!! This read more like a spoof of erotica novels than an actual one, and for that I could appreciate it. I laughed, I cringed, I wanted to scrub my eyeballs, laughed some more, and then wanted to do it all over again!