This is probably more closely a 2.5, but I don't like half star ratings, so this is where it's at, I guess. I can't in good conscience give this three stars because the more I think about it, the less I like it. The ending was somewhat okay, so I'm vaguely tempted to read the sequel...but idk right now. We'll see.

Review to come because this one'll actually be kinda fun to write.