Favorite lines:
"[Spider Man] who took off his mask on National TV and, like, totally got me off the hook for throwing him out of a moving car on the Queensborough Bridge!"-Deadpool

"Weird, how could he read my captions like that?"-Deadpool

"Takes a thief to catch a thief."-Deadpool
"And it takes a politician to make a law that works for no one."-Cable

"This would get me my own solo book. Or better, my own movie."-Deadpool

"Sweet Christmas, I'm gonna get a whupin'!"-Deadpool