Why the snake, Cleopatra? This can’t possibly have been the best recommendation by your physician—oh but wait, as it’s probable innit, that such a man would base his knowledge of his profession eighty-nine percent on arrogance, ten percent on speculation and guesswork, and one percent on possible fact. Possibly. The snake still baffles me. This was definitely the bizarre plan of a mind-sick woman…ah, such is the desperation of a woman who has swallowed the bitter drink of unrequited, abolished love.

I’m of the opinion that the snake had more spine than yer man, Antony.

Shakespeare sure draws out the emotion of the thing, doesn’t he just.