This book was....odd. I listened to it so Ellen Degeneres was narrating. I assumed that it would be similar to her opening monologues on her talk show, but either this was weak material or seeing Ellen really helps to make her funny. I tend to think it was the former. The different chapters are all on different topics and are generally short although she spent the entirety of the "longest chapter in the book" talking about how long it is and then realizing it wasn't that long. The only redeeming feature of this book was that Ellen occasionally became philosophical and her views on being nice to everyone are refreshing. That and that alone saved this book from being a total waste.