GAHHHH THIS BOOK WAS SO BAD IT MADE ME VERY ANGRY AND CONFUSED.

Like, how could it be SO boring and yet SO stupidly-action packed? Like, stuff kept happening on every page but it never really made sense and I never really got emotionally involved with any of the characters?

GAHHHH

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I only read the whole thing out of sheer spite and stubbornness.

Obviously these appeal to a lot of people--the whole series flies off the shelf at my library and James Patterson has sold infinity books. Am I just this much of a snob? I like tons of terrible stuff. But this was SO BAD UGHHHHH

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH