Premise:
A carnivore, an herbivore, and a human walk into a room. Two of them are dino shifters. The room is an exhibitionist sex dungeon masquerading as a science museum. They do it a lot. The end. 

Thoughts:
You know when it’s 2am and you're lying in bed just rolling through the intrusive thoughts? That’s what this whole book is-  One giant intrusive thought. 

It wasn't the worst thing I've read though.