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Ranger by Dr. Rebecca Sharp
4.0

 I really liked this. Spencer Reid is a comfort character of mine, so when I saw the marketing for this, I had to pick it up. There were some strange things however, so it didn't get the full 5 stars.

344 pages 

 - The fact that the fans got so upset by the one character dying is so sad and crazy.
- "Even God knows sex is good." That's funny.
- "And the bags under my eyes were so big, I was surprised United didn't make me check them at the gate." lol
- "The perfectly lickable kind of dimples." Um, the fuck?
- "Goddamn you, Mr. Finestein." lol
- Who the fuck says "slash" in a sentence? And spells it out in a book?
- "fisted the meat of his cock" EWWW
- I love how the bad side of the eidetic memory is explored too. It's not all fun and games. "I've protected you too." KILLED ME.
- "[Handkerchiefs are] very practical and environmentally friendly." Love a boy who cares about the environment.
- "Never ask a woman if she wants tacos. Tacos are life." True.
- Not the gray sweatpants reference lol
- "Let's just say that his IQ wasn't the most massive thing about him." Ope.
- "And romance readers didn't give up on their happy ending." No they don't babe.
- "Milking my body for more juice." EWWWWW NOOOOO
- "his happy trail teased my clit." I don't like that either.
- "keeping him inside me as he carried me to the bed." Why is that actually so cute.
- I'm glad that "this wasn't the plan" didn't keep them apart that long. Because plans change.
- girl snow does not crumble
- I feel like Darren, the stalker, comes into the story way too late. I wish he'd been part of the book club. It was very obvious who it was just because otherwise we wouldn't be meeting new characters this late into the book. Also, celebrity stalkers are usually stalkers because they are convinced they're in love with the person, which directly conflicts with something that was mentioned in the book. She also gets her timeline mixed up a few times.
- "I can't focus on anything for more than three seconds at a time right now, which makes me unequivocally the dumbest person in the room." WE LOVE THAT SHOUTOUT
- Saying "how rude" to the person holding a gun to your head is absolutely iconic I LOVE YOU CINDY
- HOLY FUCK 4 KIDS IN 5 YEARS IS INSANE 

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