A steampunk tale with an opium-eating airship racer female lead who gets embroiled in an ancient Greek mystery while banging both Lord Byron and a handsome tinker?

Sign me up!

Unfortunately, this story turned out to be composed of awkwardly placed flashbacks with the imminent threat of rape in EVERY SINGLE ONE, moments that were supposed to be sexy but were instead awkward and cringe-y, and an unbearably unlikable heroine.

Also, what was that lame-ass ending?