It took me 2 years to finish this book. I kept picking it up and putting it down and finally got around to finishing it. I cried when I finished. Like, really bad. It was kind of embarrassing.

I feel like I'm one of those lizard-brain-having people who understands Greek mythology and appreciates it on a surface level but is never really moved by it. Miller, sweetie, I don't know what you were on when you wrote this, but I want every ounce of it.