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The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne

Incredibly boring and long winded. Filled with false equivalency that made it hard to suspend disbelief. I think what really put the nail in the coffin was the description of Pearl, Hester Prynne’s child.

Her mother, while Pearl was yet an infant, grew acquainted with a certain peculiar look, that warned her when it would be labor thrown away to insist, persuade, or plead. It was a look so intelligent, yet inexplicable, so perverse, sometimes so malicious, but generally accompanied by a wild flow of spirits, that Hester could not help questioning, at such moments, whether Pearl was a human child. (86)


Pearl probably threw her that look because she knows everyone thinks she’s a demon. Also, she came out of your vagina, Hester, I think you are more than equipped to tell us whether or not Pearl is human.

She seemed rather an airy sprite, which, after playing its fantastic sports for a little while upon the cottage-floor, would flit away with a mocking smile. Whenever that look appeared in her wild, bright, deeply black eyes—


Oh boy, this description.

[cont.] it invested her with a strange remoteness and intangibility; it was as if she were hovering in the air and might vanish, like a glimmering light that comes we know not whence, and goes we know not whither. Beholding it, Hester was constrained to rush towards the child,—to pursue the little elf in the flight which she invariably began,—to snatch her to her bosom, with a close pressure and earnest kisses,—not so much from overflowing love, as to assure herself that Pearl was flesh and blood and not utterly delusive. But Pearl’s laugh, when she was caught, though full of merriment and music, made her mother more doubtful than before.


I have to laugh.

[of Pearl] It was a face, fiend-like, full of smiling malice, yet bearing the semblance of features that she had known full well, though seldom with a smile, and never with malice, in them. It was as if an evil spirit possessed the child, and had just then peeped forth in mockery. Many a time afterwards had Hester been tortured, though less vividly, by the same illusion.


She’s a child? Hawthorne has no subtlety whatsoever. It’s probable that Puritans actually did think this way - I mean Hawthorne’s time is certainly closer in time to the Puritans than I am. However, to a modern reader it was quite jarring to read. Who would have guessed that reading about Puritanical logic and society, even two hundred years removed, is actually really annoying. Hm.

Also, it’s just boring. I was bored the entire time. Reading those descriptions was the most engaged I felt reading this text. It’s hard to be invested in a story that is literally 90% self-righteous blabbering. I found myself wanting to tap out quite often while reading this. I even switched to an audiobook to finish! It was still boring. So, I am allowing myself to dnf at 60%. Because I did not finish, I am not rating The Scarlet Letter. I am sure you can guess what star rating it would get if I had.

If you want an example of what I am talking about, I suggest reading this review.

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