Book: escaped convicted murderer of Potter's parents, Sirius Black is on the loose!

Me: *bursts into tears* DONT DO IT JK! HAVE A HEART! DONT DO IT THIS TIME! YOU CANT TAKE HIM AND DOBBY FROM ME! (cause that's how it works when you reread books)

PS I forgot how much of a douche Snape is in this book. I don't know how Alan Rickman made me not hate him.