“I read a book in the sixties. I don’t remember the author, or the title. But it was green, and it made me laugh. Do you know which one I mean?”

“Do you have that book about those people in that place with the thing?”

“Hi, my best friend came in last weekend and bought a book, and she really loved it. Do you have another copy!

What’s the title?

Oh right, I don’t remember.”