Can you see that? On my face right now? The biggest smile you've ever seen - mixed with tears.
Yup. Crying of happiness because simply this book exists. I love it so very much. It was just meant for me. That's all.

How To Be A Normal Person spoke to me on so many levels:
* So funny. I'm-creating-a-laughed-out-loud-shelf-because-of-this-book funny.
* There's literally a step by step guide about how to befriend a cat.
* I thought I wasn't normal but then Gustavo Tiberius proves there are people even more abnormal, and that's fine.
* Looking up on the internet how to do things like normal people because awkward af ???.
* Having your pet ferret go shopping with you, on a leash.
* Asexual stoner hipster.
* Hugs. The best hugs. Ever.

Oh my darling darling asexual hipster. You have no idea how wonderful it was to read about an asexual character, seeing a relationship develop with an asexual character, talking about boundaries and different types of love and attraction and ugh.
This book just got me. On every level possible.