When I first saw the title of this novella, I thought it would be about a man who murders unicorns. Bu it's actually about Frank Franklin, a serial killer who has lost the spark in his hobby, until he sees an infomercial for a unicorn costume. I had a lot of fun reading this. It's silly and campy, and there's lots of Fanta and showtunes. 10/10 unicorn horns :)