The Laughing Listener
November 2018
Format: Paperback & Audiobook
Narrator: James Marsters *Applauds*
Guys, he’s a national treasure and we don’t deserve his magical voice.
Length: 23 hours & 30 minutes

Story Rating: 5 Stars
Performance Rating: 5 Stars
Overall Rating: 5 Stars

I have been procrastinating on this review for AGES. You can’t even imagine how impossible it was for me to even start writing this. I mean, how the hell do you review something you loved so much??? So instead of trying to form complete sentences, I’m just going to list all the reasons why you should read this masterpiece.

- Julian being the loving mother we all adore
- Emma and Mark awkwardly dating
- Emma and Mark being adorable secret friends that are in love with other people
- Daring rescue missions
- Family bonds that will make you cry
- My girl Diana being a beautiful, badass QUEEN
- Ty, Livvy, and Kit bonding by being judgy bitches together
- The Julian smolder
- Surprising, heart wrenching twists
- Watching Gwyn try to flirt
- Mark saying his faerie-isms and words like “forsooth”
- Alec Lightwood yelling at Zara and calling her a garbage fire
- Ty and Kit—aka The Sherlock & Watson Cuties™
- Faerie threesome jokes
- A Jessamine Lovelace cameo
- Seeing Julian scheme like the true Slytherin he is
- Cristina and Mark sexual tension
- Mark and Kieran sexual tension
- Kieran and Cristina sexual tension
- Dru’s adorable friendship with Jaime
- Emma being a badass sword wielding mofo
- Feeling the crippling pain of Cassie Clare ripping your heart out of your chest and wondering if you’ll ever feel love again

FINAL WORD
READ THIS BOOK. READ IT. IT WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOU’LL LOVE EVERY SECOND. BASK IN THE PAIN.

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