As a dungeon master, my players often require me to come up with completely random things off the top of my head. At least I can give them this when they next need some fantasy smut. 

- This is not a serious smut book! It is entirely meant to make fun of RPGs and satisfy the weird.requests of player and in that respect it achieves everything.

- The frequent cheesy D&D references made me laugh. Oddly, it also gave me several ideas for my home game.

Short, sweet, funny and perfect for the ever preparing dungeon master. Your players will love it's humour and it will save you some game prep.