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Zorba the Hutt's Revenge by Hollace Davids, Paul Davids
1.0

"A housekeeping droid isn't like having a wife." Ugh. When I say that this is the least irritating of the trilogy, I trust you can draw your own conclusions. Why these authors think anyone, children or otherwise, is chomping at the bit to read about Han Solo, home owner, is beyond me. The problems of keeping a smog-free house! How will that stain ever be shifted?! It's too much excitement for me.

The twelve year old nuisance is still a twelve year old nuisance, but the main characters are barely recognisable. Better not keep serving Corellian cuisine at your house parties, Han. Leia doesn't care for it... it's just too fattening.