Someone didn’t follow the Chekhov's gun rule.

If you are gonna give the dragon 2 hot rods, why didn’t the main character get to ride them both at the same time? Like why even give them 2 eggplants if there isn’t gonna be double penetration. Disappointing.

Also, the dragon was WAY too humanoid. It just wasn’t monster enough for me.

She didn’t cook. I didn’t eat. No substance was had.

I didn’t totally hate it so 2 stars but trust me. I wanted dead dove and I got a roasted chicken. You can do better else where.