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The Blonde Dies First by Joelle Wellington
3.5
adventurous funny

the real demon was gentrification

i really liked the friendship dynamics in this, but i think it was favoured over the actual horror elements, those felt rushed and not explained in full. every one of the main six but drew were unlikeable. i do think this could make a great film though, despite the very on-the-nose references to the 'rules' of horror cinema.