“… You know my cousin went there and quickly became a lesbian! Absolutely stormed into it! Are you planning on becoming a lesbian?”
“I wouldn’t put it past me.” I shrug
 “Oh, you kids! You’re all so maddeningly open about everything. It makes me long for the days when we were ashamed! Ashamed of our own shadows!”

This kitchen, shut off from the elegant dining room by a white swinging door, is white white whitey von whitington.