"Gotta read! Gotta read! Gotta find out what happens next and OH NO THIS PERSON'S LIFE IS ON THE LINE! No! Don't do that! Stay there! Argh! He's gonna run into that bad guy! Oh yay! Bill is back. Aw, Holly, you're adorable! KID! FRIGGIN' DO WHAT THE ADULTS TELL YOU TO DO, YOU'LL BE SAFER! Ah, but then this will happen. AAarrrrggghhhhh!!!! SUSPENSE!"
-The mind of Angie while reading this book