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Witch Please
by Ann Aguirre
DID NOT FINISH
Rating: ⭐️ (DNF)
“Danica Waterhouse is a fully modern witch--daughter, granddaughter, cousin, and co-owner of the Fix-It Witches, a magical tech repair shop. After a messy breakup that included way too much family feedback, Danica made a pact with her cousin: they'll keep their hearts protected and have fun, without involving any of the overly opinionated Waterhouse matriarchs. Danica is more than a little exhausted navigating a long-standing family feud where Gram thinks the only good mundane is a dead one and Danica's mother weaves floral crowns for anyone who crosses her path.
Three blocks down from the Fix-It Witches, Titus Winnaker, owner of Sugar Daddy's bakery, has family trouble of his own. After a tragic loss, all he's got left is his sister, the bakery, and a lifetime of terrible luck in love. Sure, business is sweet, but he can't seem to shake the romantic curse that's left him past thirty and still a virgin. He's decided he's doomed to be forever alone.
Until he meets Danica Waterhouse. The sparks are instant, their attraction irresistible. For him, she's the one. To her, he's a firebomb thrown in the middle of a family war. Can a modern witch find love with an old-fashioned mundane who refuses to settle for anything less than forever?”
I was going to read this for my Jokester prompt for the Trick or Treat Readathon, but I just had to DNF this. This book was so bad. If I did push on, then it would have been 2 stars due to wanting to dnf. But, instead of myself torturing myself I decided let’s just dnf and move on. I even was buddy reading this and they gave it 2 stars. I didn’t feel like it wouldn’t meet the prompt because it really isn’t funny, just bad writing and awkwardness. There is no chemistry between the characters and it’s instant love. Danica is like I can’t be with him because I’m a witch, but I NEED him and then Titus is like I’m bad at relationships, but I want her and things can be too soon. There was way to much telling instead of showing. This is something I don’t recommend to anyone. I do like the cover though.
“Danica Waterhouse is a fully modern witch--daughter, granddaughter, cousin, and co-owner of the Fix-It Witches, a magical tech repair shop. After a messy breakup that included way too much family feedback, Danica made a pact with her cousin: they'll keep their hearts protected and have fun, without involving any of the overly opinionated Waterhouse matriarchs. Danica is more than a little exhausted navigating a long-standing family feud where Gram thinks the only good mundane is a dead one and Danica's mother weaves floral crowns for anyone who crosses her path.
Three blocks down from the Fix-It Witches, Titus Winnaker, owner of Sugar Daddy's bakery, has family trouble of his own. After a tragic loss, all he's got left is his sister, the bakery, and a lifetime of terrible luck in love. Sure, business is sweet, but he can't seem to shake the romantic curse that's left him past thirty and still a virgin. He's decided he's doomed to be forever alone.
Until he meets Danica Waterhouse. The sparks are instant, their attraction irresistible. For him, she's the one. To her, he's a firebomb thrown in the middle of a family war. Can a modern witch find love with an old-fashioned mundane who refuses to settle for anything less than forever?”
I was going to read this for my Jokester prompt for the Trick or Treat Readathon, but I just had to DNF this. This book was so bad. If I did push on, then it would have been 2 stars due to wanting to dnf. But, instead of myself torturing myself I decided let’s just dnf and move on. I even was buddy reading this and they gave it 2 stars. I didn’t feel like it wouldn’t meet the prompt because it really isn’t funny, just bad writing and awkwardness. There is no chemistry between the characters and it’s instant love. Danica is like I can’t be with him because I’m a witch, but I NEED him and then Titus is like I’m bad at relationships, but I want her and things can be too soon. There was way to much telling instead of showing. This is something I don’t recommend to anyone. I do like the cover though.