Warning: Language ahead.

Reading time: One week.

Rating: All the stars.

This book lives up to the title.

It’s great.

It’s stupid.

It’s confusing.

It’s a masterpiece.

There wasn’t a time in this book that I fully understood what was going on. Without spoiling anything, because I loathe spoilers, just do yourself a favor; go buy it; read it; enjoy the laughter and confusion.

It will make you think about things you probably didn’t want to think about in the first place. It will make you laugh at things you probably shouldn’t laugh at and make you think you’re a terrible person. You’re not; I laughed too. A lot.

The third in a trilogy, which I didn’t know when I bought it (but you can read them in any order), it follows David, John and Amy. Partners. Monster hunters. And most of the time, completely fucked.

It tells a story about a town dubbed as ‘Undisclosed’ and how there’s a lot of unexplained things going on. It documents events that are super vague and strange, but most likely didn’t happen. Even though they did?

Kidnapped “kids”, creatures making you hallucinate and believe things are real when they are, in fact, not real. “They” convince you something is a part of your world, when it never was. It implants memories of things that were never a part of your life. And there’s a different creature,dubbed BATMANTIS?? No, that’s not a typo. It’s literally what they call the other creature that is terrorizing the town. Or it may be the same creature, because at this point, who the hell knows.

The bottom line of this review is, if you want a good laugh along with a really stupid, well told story, read this book,because it’s worth it, even thoughall of the events that took place throughout the book most likely didn’t even happen.

If you aren’t sure what the hell you just read, it’s okay; I’m not really sure either.