Okay... that's the final straw... this one is just garbage w/ few saving factors. 0 stars! To sum up, this is the main doctor's goal of which she hopes to be remembered: "Dr. Kelly Cauldron worked 22-hour days and went without sex for 6 months to help save the world."

I would've preferred to learn of Dr Kelly's credentials & how she used that knowledge & expertise to help w/ the vaccine but instead I was given pages of what great oral she gives. And more descriptions were given to these penises than her commendations as a research doctor & scientist. Oh, and it turns out she's technically neither of the 2 but an orthodontist. All of this makes sense, right? Maybe it makes more sense if I tell you she has to deliver vaccines b/c the gov't came to her office & said she would be imprisoned if she declined to join the team. There... that should help!

Injecting people w/ the vaccine... the killer of killers... turns her on so much that she has to take her hot dog for lunch... and... well, she DOESN'T eat it. Fun fact: she actually ends up remembering she has a SECOND hot dog in her thermos... one of which gets stuck & she has to continue working in those hostile conditions...

Then we meet Bill Johnso... not Johnson, but Johnso. What? Is that real? What makes it better is that he arrives to get a vaccine, but did not tell anyone he just had another last week. WELL, too much vaccine made him basically explode, grow to 175% his size, turn blue, & his name changed to 'Cure.' And this launches the rest of the story into lots of lusty behavior. And... Cure definitely finds the missing hot dog.

Then a huge GREEN man bursts in the room. His name is 'Covid.' And Covid & Cure start kissing, "making slopping sounds, like how a cat sounds when it eats dinner." Blue Hulk & Green Hulk are absolutely NOT paying attention to Dr. Kelly... at first. And then... and then... I cried. And am still crying! THE END.