Take this for what it is: a gory beat’em up. I should’ve known what time it was when I saw Aphrodite’s cow udder titties so massive two people have to hold them up. 

None of the characters stood out to me, but I think it is cool gods from multiple mythologies are here, it’s not just Greek. And playing off the gods’ pride is clever. 

But the characters, the story, and the humor were very boring and too dry for me. It’s a bit unfair to rate this so lowly, but I’ve enjoyed other beat’em up stories (hello shounen, how you doing *Wendy Williams voice*), so this just failed to appeal to me.