I love a bad book but there wasn’t much that was entertaining about this other than the premise - a Shrek fanfic. 

Donkey is reimagined as Donny - a centaur and attempted rapist. Beck aka Shrek is hot (how could you) and eats people (but only the uggos). And we hate Lord Farquaad aka Lawrence the fiancée because he’s banging his sister. Liona is an atrocious person. Even a hot swamp ogre deserves better than a Liona. What is going on here. 

Additional negative stars for the writing - was this written by an 11 year old who accidentally watched a porno? At least it was short.