7/27/20: I re-read this and annotated it and I appreciated it enough knowing what I know that I will be saying this is now a 3.5 rating instead of just a 3. Thanks, bye.

1/28/20: just updated my rating from a 4 to a 3 because i'm reading ACOMAF and there's no way these two are on the same level.

I am now SJM trash so I guess y’all need to welcome me to the club. This was like watching a trashy faerie soap opera in my head and I must say I enjoyed it quite a bit. Sort of like beauty and the beast except with faeries and blood and sex. Judge me if you want, but I’m here for it.