This was so bad I don't even know where to begin.

A daughter who grows up in a teeny tiny town, and then in her forties is surprised to find that her mother was the first woman to do a song and dance for tourists outside of the fudge shop, despite the fact that her mom started it while she was a teenager?

Falling in love with a man who, on your first date, asks you to swim in Lake Michigan, and when you tell him it's too cold, he throws you in and loses your glasses in the process?

Describing someone's lips as muscular?

A grown woman sending an email to her boss that starts with "C'mon"

A woman with clear dementia being not only allowed but encouraged to drive.

I could go on but I'm giving myself a headache.