do some math with me real quick:

we begin with 5 stars.

- 1 star for being about 400 pages longer than necessary
- 1 star for the FMC being a zodiac girl
- 1 star for the horrible stupid fucking nickname “Cay” and the gross overuse of the phrases “our girl” and “my guys”
+ 1 star for it being funny as fuck
+ 1 star for being hot as fuck

that leaves us with 4 stars. goodbye *curtsy*