Oh My God, Heathcliff, can you just chill for a minute? Yours and Catherine's story is entertaining and amazing but do you know it took all of my energy not to throw the book at the wall? The modern equivalent of this would be that annoying couple that fights through a dinner party only to catch them making out heavily in the closet, wherein they would be annoyed that you interrupted their fit of passion. Excuse me while I grab the garden hose you melodramatic idiots; you're ruining the desert tray.