Disappointing is the word I'd give this one. I had some semblance of hope when it started out. But there was just too much, it was too convoluted, and it really didn't make realistic sense to me. All of the characters in this book are supposed to be in their 30s or at least, very close to 30 but they all act like teenagers. 

 Some epically horrible lines:

“My soul evaporated into the atmosphere” because of a hug.
“Fed his cock into me” 🤢
“Changed my DNA”
“Worked my soul out through my cock” 🤣

I'm sorry, but what?

The miscommunication was HORRENDOUS. Let's leave it at that. Avoid at all costs.