was this book trying to convert me to christianity or something bc im sorry. but dont do that </3

anyways. aside from all that these two men are so stupid sometimes. oh. my god. all the 'what if he leaves me to go back to his wife and child' or 'what if he can never forgive me for when i bullied & borderline tortured him in highschool'.
hey. hey idiots. what if you two took your heads out of your asses for more than 5 fucking minutes and just talked to each other oh my god. you can find out all the answers to worries that way

my patience ran so thin in this book. literally i was 👌 this close to throwing my ereader at the wall

also. im sorry but why the FUCK has hazard almost died in all of these books. hes been shot and stabbed and sliced up with a knife and has more damage to his head than a boxer and has inhaled enough gas to probably knock out an elephant (on two different occasions, might i add) and now he might have lost the movement of one arm and i...like. hes still going. the man is STILL kicking. he shouldnt be a cop anymore. he should work at a flower shop or something jfc