I was really, really excited for this because the concept just sounds so fun! A woman in her 20s finds a blob next to a dumpster and when she takes it home it starts to transform into her dream man? I feel like this could have gone so many different ways!

I'm not against unlikable main character, I really enjoy this trope actually. However, this was not an unlikable main character in sense of "wow she's horrible, good for her" this was "oh my god, what the actual fuck is her problem?" way. I felt like every decision taken by the main character was just to drive the plot forward instead of being indicative of her personality. All the background characters felt so one dimensional and purely there so the main character could have her "ah ha" moment at the ending. And speaking of the end ... what the fuck was that?

ALSO, Pollo Loco DOES NOT sell margaritas??! If you're gonna include something as popular as this can you make sure you make it believable? .25 stars for mentioning The Social Network though.